Monday, June 22, 2009

Tom's End of School Year

You know when school has ended for the year for it seems the rain forest has desended on your home in the form of paper alas school projects. well tom brought home alot, that I had to sit there and read and smile nicely about. But one piece of work stood out completely and had me laughing and I knew I had to shave with you all. It is called:

Thing That are the MOST in the world.
A book written and illustrated by Ms entwistle 2nd grade class. (kids are 8years old)

The Fastest thing in the world is a cheetah on a motorcycle.
The Sweetest thing in the world is Ms Entwistle passing lollipops.
The Tastiest thing in the world is a Hotdog with dressing on the side.
The Hottest thing in the world is a Dragon drinking Lava juice.
The Stickest thing in the world is a 4,000 pounds of cotton candy that is stuck on a farmer's head.
The Smellest thing in the world is a room filled with garbage and old gym socks.
The Scariest thing in the world is somebody that is dead and gets up in the night.
The Teensy-Weeniest thing in the world in a microscopic ant.
The Oddest thing in the world is when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your mom dancing in the living room.
The Silliest thing in the world is a turtle playing a guitar.
The Funniest thing in the world is a paleontolodist working with a dinosaur.
The Scariest thing in the world is a hugh monster.
The Biggest thing in the world is a gaint eating a humongous sandwich.
TheHighest thing in the world is a T-rex holding 2 skyscrapers.
The Nicest thing in the world isa bunny telling jokes.
TheDarkest thing in the world is when the power goes out.
The Hottest thing in the world is a hotdog playing in the sun.
The Coolest thing in the world is a car with a TV inside of it.
The Baddest thing in the world is when your little brother slaps you in the face.

Can you guess which one is Tom's? Phone me for answers.
I hope that you have had a laugh too.
We are so happy at the progress Tom has achived this year in school ...... Happy holidays Tom.




1 comment:

  1. My guess would be the Baddest thing but it could be the Oddest as well.

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